Where's Piper's sexy treats and tasty morsels??
I’m here Bachelors, I’d never leave you! Put down the knife and pick up that bottom lip! I’ve been on an extended holiday finding the deeper meaning in my life, kinda like Eat, Pray Love…only more Eat Prey Love Drug and Kidnap. It’s so cathartic sitting in the cool breeze on a distant shore far far away from active restraining orders, listening to your soul singing it’s heart-song…“The sailors said Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be…”
Don’t miss me too much, you know I’ll be bringing you more of my sexy blend of chef-ing and eff-in…um, I mean delightful love-infused snackums! Stay tuned!
xoxo
Piper!
