Happy Halloween!
Oh Fall is upon us! The leaves are changing, the bears are curling up in their snuggly bear holes to hibernate with their snuggly bear-mates, apples are being lusciously dipped into hot caramel…what does it all mean? Ugg boot season is here again! YAY! And of course it’s time for Halloween! Who can resist finding the perfect “sexy” costume to please your man?? This year I’m going as a “sexy” Compost Bin, I hear eco costumes are going to be HUGE! I was going to be a sexy Vegetarian Bahn Mi Sandwich this year…but who wants to walk around smelling like pickled onions all night again? Not me! So I’ll be seeing you out and about on All Hallow’s Eve! Look out Ghost Bachelors, I’ve got my book of charms and I’ll be looking to raise your spirit all night long!
Dead or alive, call me…please.
xo
Piper!
Easy Bake Lovin’ girls is one of the best shows on the web!!
Piper is great. New episodes are funny and inventive.
— David · 01/19/2009 02:33 PM · #
cooooooool
— switch blade · 01/29/2009 12:46 AM · #
Very cute and perky. ;)
She makes my ex seem like Glenn Close from “Fatal Attraction”.
— Paul · 02/09/2009 09:03 AM · #
Drunk, horny (I’m sorry, “ready to mingle”) college guys? Spring break? Drinks at the beach? You should be able to find all that right in L.A. Maybe you need to run a “personals” ad in one of those specialized local publications. For example:
Witty, beautiful, and charming T.V. chef/comic actress seeking marital partner to instantly make babies/start family. Must be an anatomically correct hetrosexual American male between the ages of 18 to 65. Must understand the literal meaning of “‘til death do us part”. Or not. I’m into whatever you are—-ALWAYSSSSS!!! FOREVER AND EVERRRRRR!!!
I hope this helps.
Eternally yours,
Steve
— Steve · 03/14/2009 07:26 AM · #
Thanks for the update Piper. It is good to know you are still alive and well. Or, as well as you can be, what with the restraining orders restricting your most heartfelt pursuits. I will be continuing to check this website every 5 minutes 24/7 until the next update.
Eternally yours,
Steve
— Steve · 10/22/2009 12:19 AM · #
Hi Piper,
You are about to go Big Time (if you haven’t already). So get ready. I just sent a few of your “tastiest morsels” to all my folks on FaceBook and Twitter. See ya next time…………too doo toot too…too doo toot too
— Jorge · 11/13/2009 12:35 PM · #