Piper for President!
Hello all you sexy Bachelor Politicos!! November 4th is rapidly approaching and I just wanted to let you know that I am there for you totally and completely and agree 100% that he should be our next president! We have so much in common! Now we just have to figure out our china pattern and we’re ready for some baby-making! Don’t you agree? I love us! Don’t you?? Love me? Please?
What do you mean “he” should be our next president? I think Gov. Palin should be our next president. She’s the only one who has an executive experience.
But don’t worry, you’re much prettier than she is. :x
— dave · 10/24/2008 05:14 AM · #
Finally! I’ve found my political soulmate! It IS so nice to be totally right and completely understood. But alas, if only I knew if you were interested in babies, but you’re probably not.
My search continues.
— John · 11/03/2008 07:44 AM · #