Ho Ho Ho Bachelors! It’s finally here! The time of year to celebrate your spiritual beliefs with meaningful reflection…and a big fat old guy in a red suit…and PRESENTS! I’ve got a gift for you that keeps on giving…my womb! Sorry, no gift receipts this year!! My turkey baster is hung by the chimney with care and my heart is ready to love you forever!
Tons of Mistletoe Kisses- Piper