Piper's Valentine's Day Miracle!
Happy Valentine’s Day Bachelors! In between flossing the candy-coated depression from my teeth and guzzling another pink martini, I thought I would take a minute to read some of your delightful well-wishes for this utterly delightful holiday. DELIGHTFUL! Really…I’m not bitter, I LOVE V-Day! All the candy hearts and expensive meals, and drunken unprotected baby-making NOT happening in my bed…yep. Anywhoo, have a super sweet day…I’ll just be hanging out…alone…waiting…for YOU!
Big Kisses!
xo Piper
And they all lived happily ever after…….
— Steve · 02/11/2009 07:57 AM · #
oh piper, piper, piper. you’ve heard the expression “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” if you accept that to be true, why on earth would you move into a freakin’ DAIRY? what on earth are you thinking? you’ll have to vy for his attention, and let’s face it, dear, you’ve never been the alpha cow! you know what i see in your future? SWOLLEN UDDERS! run while you still can. take care of you. i remain, as always, your loving aunt joan.
— Aunt Joan · 02/13/2009 07:30 AM · #
Can you see Piper sharing that kitchen with those two other gals attempting to prepare that guy tasty snacks? I don’t think Mormans approve of the consumption of alcohol. Maybe Piper’s sister Jennifer should stop in for a surprise visit and set things right.
The possibilities are endless. Piper, I eagerly await your next episode. Hey Piper, you are so cute!! I remain…..
Eternally yours,
—Steve
— Steve · 02/13/2009 08:35 AM · #
Thanks for this info, this issue has been bugging me like crazy for the last couple of days
— College Term Papers · 02/26/2010 05:44 PM · #